Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Bay Area Ribs, LLC

M. and I are mourning the end of Jimmy’s Rib Shack. We went there on a whim a while ago, even though (or maybe because) it looked totally seedy and is in the bad part of town. Jimmy, this retired-truck-driver guy from Louisiana (I think), made us the best pulled-pork sandwiches we ever had. The secret ingredient? Love. The place was a bonafied dive with lots of charm. On the wall was this cool painting of two dudes in the parking lot of Jimmy’s laughing and eating ribs. It had photos up of Negro League teams. Etc. But when we showed up on Saturday, Jimmy was gone and a new, beady-eyed money grubber had taken over the place. It was like buying ribs from a used car salesman. The best was when someone asked if they could substitute cobbler for a side, and he said “Of course! I always say, money talks.” Translation: Nope, it’s extra but I want you to think it's not until it's too late and you've already ordered. Two days later, just when I thought I was ready to move on, I pulled out the receipt from lunch to record it in my register and saw listed at the top “Bay Area Ribs, LLC.” Don’t advertise a BBQ joint as an LLC! Stupid yuppie. I hate him.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

This reminds me of a fried chicken dive not too far from here, Gus's. There's always talk on the radio and in the papers about how world renown it is. Right up till the time it burned to the ground. I think the fact that they never changed the cooking oil in the fryers (rumor has it, was the secret ingredient to the flavor) might have had something to do with it. Gus's was so down home, if you were late for dinner, you just may have missed out. They only cooked so much, then it was gone. And variety? Chicken. What do think, this was a restaurant?

Melissa said...

Goodbye, Jimmy. Goodbye, delicious spicy pulled pork sandwiches. Goodbye, Mac & Cheese. Goodbye, RC Cola.

Did you notice that the new crayon-on-paper advertisement stuck to the front of the menu was for a "two-fisted pulled pork SAMWICH?" ugh.

Carly said...

I wish I knew what LLC means. I wish I hadn't admitted that I DON'T know what LLC means. And now I wish I had some ribs.

Anonymous said...

yeah, jimmys was soooo much beter. you know that was him on that picture laughing. the new one really is money grubing. i gave it a shot and will never go back.

kacy faulconer said...

Not to make you feel worse but Lenitos is finally shut down totally.

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